I am officially finished with Government I!
Fuck yeah, now all I have to get finished is one more month of Gov’t II and I am done. 7 hours agoThis Must Be the Place by The Talking Heads
This first reached my ears during my primary viewing of the fantastic film Lars and the Real Girl. I’ve loved it ever since.
8 hours agoI took a magical time machine through most of my old Myspace messages,
And I found this message from Christopher:
“1) I’m going to be straight with you: I’m unhappy because I’m in a new place, semi-alone, and I had to say goodbye to someone that means a lot to me (PST! That’s you).
2) I think of you the same way I’m pretty sure, but I know that if we continue acting the way we do I’m going to want something I can’t have, which’ll upset both of us.
3) I never want to not talk to you. Doing so will probably be worse than anything you could ever do to me. Not talking to me as much might be better, tho. Mostly for phonebills and all that.
4) As for the “Controversy”, I don’t know what I can do. I can tell you that I didn’t mean for it to go where it did, but I can’t change it. If I can do anythign to make it better, by all means, I’ll do what I can.
Pretty much, I know we’re just gonna have to stay friends and keep it that way for a while. Or try, at least.
But you’re still dope. <3 xo”
STAY FRIENDS MY ASS!
8 hours ago



dick inches:
Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term “dick inches” is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements. fellow one: “Finally! There’s a parking spot!”This is fucking hilarious. 2 days ago
fellow two: “No way, man…You can’t park within 30 feet of a stop sign.”
fellow one: “There’s plenty of room.”
fellow two: “Yeah, only if you’re measuring in dick inches.”
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